Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Jealousy

I know all of you back home must be freezing like crazy, but we envy you. We really miss the snow, and from what I hear, Honduras doesn't get snow too often. Imagine that....
Not that we aren't having storms of our own though. Ours are more of the rain and wind variety though. There's been a few times we've wanted to compare the wind to a tornado (a mild one, of course) (and usually at 3 am) and the street has turned into a river.
Also, it's rained so much, I think my garden has died.


Our neighbors have finally moved in, they got the majority of the apartment remodeled while we were gone. Something they discovered was that the water pressure was not what it should be, and since they had been living just down the street, they knew it wasn't natural. So they called in a plumber....and now I can take an actual shower that doesn't involve a bucket.

Then again, with all the rain, I could have taken a non-bucket shower outside anyway.

Side note: Does this mean we now live in a Missionary Home? Since we live in a home, with Missionaries?

The 2014 Yearbook is up on www.JW.org and if you haven't downloaded it yet, you should. Honduras had a 5% increase this year. Our Circuit had an average 5.5% increase!
Some other stats:


  • There are 237% more Witnesses worldwide than people in Honduras. 
  • Honduras has an average of 1 publisher to every 367 people. The USA is 1:262.
  • There are 368 congregations in 6 languages, and yes, that includes Chinese. (Summer and Danielle, that means you have to visit now.)
  • 771 were baptized last year, which is approx. 2 per day.



Speaking of Circuits, we have the Assembly this weekend in El Progreso. There should be lots of pictures for you next week.

Wednesday, January 1, 2014

Thank You!!!

Zach and I just wanted to take a moment to tell all of you how much we appreciate you. When we get comments and emails from you friends, it really encourages us and brightens our day.

We love to see our international brotherhood in action, and are so thankful for the support and love you show us.





 *Photo courtesy of @jw_keep_calm

Thursday, December 26, 2013

No Immigration Office Story

Our three month visa has expired, and yet, no story about the immigration office. No, we aren't in the country illegally. So what happened?

Well, Monday we found out if we get the extension in Honduras, we will not be allowed to leave the country via El Salvador, Nicaragua, or Guatemala. Considering those are the only ways to drive out of Honduras come March, that posed a slight problem. Combine that with the need to take care of some paperwork back in the States, and Thursday, instead of sleeping in and going to the immigration office after service, we got up at 4 am and caught a bus to the airport. So.... Hello California!

Didn't expect that, did you? Us neither.

So...the whole story. Thursday we had a taxi set up to come get us at 430, so we got up at 4. Literally 3 minutes after the alarm went off, the power went out to the city. Thank goodness it wasn't any earlier, we wouldn't have gotten up! Driving around La Ceiba at that time of the morning was really creepy. So we get to the bus station and take the three hour bus ride to San Pedro, from there we have a layover at the bus station, then take another bus to the airport. Once at the airport we have to go through the confusing process of leaving. This requires checking in for our flight, then going to the bank kiosk and paying an exit fee, realizing the yellow paper that we have to keep in our passport to leave the country has mysteriously disappeared since we checked in, walking around the airport to find it, going back to the check in desk only to find out they took it because Immigration comes by at the end of the day to collect all of them, then going through "Migration" which consisted of one desk to verify....IDK, he only looked at the passport for a minute, then another desk to verify we paid the exit fee, then Security, and finally...the Duty Free Shop! Seriously, that place is like Disneyland. Not just because of the Disney products either.

One nice long flight at the very back of the plane later, we land in Houston. In Houston, we have to go through Customs. Then we pick up our bag, walk a little ways, drop off the bag to be checked into out connecting flight, and then- although we have not walked past a single store in Houston or gone out of the airport at any time since we went through Migration in Honduras- we have to go through Security again. Seriously folks? When exactly was I going to pick up that illicit bottle of water?

Next stop, LAX! Then a car ride home, and our 19 hour trip is finished. We got home shortly before the family and they didn't know we were coming. So we hid in the bedroom and had the kids come in with their eyes closed, Surprise! Of course, they might be a little confused now, since we told them we wouldn't see them for a very long time, and it was only 3 months.

We got to make a surprise visit to Norco to see the RBC friends. That was really nice, plus we were able to see the progress on the construction. Omigoodness, it looks amazing! Pictures!














We got there just in time for lunch, which means we got to hear the afternoon worship program. The brother who was interviewed had such an amazing story. He worked on assembly halls, went to the DR, Bethel, and then ended up in Mozambique. He lives in a tent and builds Halls. Such a great example!

Anyway, time to go home. Genius us, we booked our flight back into Honduras for the 25th. We all know what day that was, right? What does that mean? Apparently, the buses don't run to Ceiba that day. Oops, how will we get home? Short answer, we won't. Yay spending the night in San Pedro Sula! The important thing is we found an amazing mall, had what was possibly the best tacos of our lives, and made it out of the city alive. I'll let you decide what was the bigger accomplishment.


As we were riding the bus home today, it was beautiful out and the sun was shining, there was no rain- just for us, I'm sure- and I was so glad we live here. That said, I think I hear my bed calling my name.


So maybe you'll get an immigration story another time.

Sunday, December 8, 2013

Mazapan, Not Marzipan

I know you were promised a story about the immigration office, but here we are anyway...

It's not raining anymore. It's actually a bit of a bummer. Everyone we know is having freezing cold, snowy weather, and our winter lasted a week, That said, if you are sick of your winter, now would be a lovely time to come visit.

We have started working on a territory that hasn't been canvassed yet. We weren't sure if there would be many English-speaking people, so we were pleasantly surprised to find a good number of ones to speak to. We haven't even come close to finishing that territory either, so I'm sure we will find more.

We had a really cute experience too. There were a few young boys that were eager to help us. They didn't speak English, but they knew people who did, so they took us to their houses and stayed there with us. They kept asking us "How are you?" which is likely the only phrase they knew in English, and when we would reply they would laugh and laugh. Then they started playing a game, telling us people spoke English even though they didn't.

We decided to be brave and pull out a camera for a picture, and they posed willingly. It was so adorable!




Saturday we had the maintenance at the Kingdom Hall, both inside and out. There was a lot of work to do, and in the muggy heat that day, it was very tiring. Once again, we got complimented on how well we sweat. At least, I think it's a compliment, not really sure anymore. But we had such a wonderful reward. While the congregation was working, a literature delivery came in. And guess what was in it? Our new Bibles! Now every publisher in our congregation has one. It was very touching, a new publisher in our hall has never had his own copy of the Bible, because they ran out long ago. So he got the very first one of out the box. He was really happy. Today at meeting we all got to use them for the first time. We didn't take a picture though, because y'all already know what they look like. 


Here's a random picture that you might get a kick out of.





Just a reminder, calls, emails, and texts are always welcome. So are visits. Remember, flights are not as expensive as you would think, and we live on the beach. Also, we will feed you breadfruit.


Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Winter

Winter is finally here. I was starting to wonder if it would ever come. But it is here, and it is cold. Very cold. And wet. Don't believe me?






So yeah, that's a flood.

In other news, the election was incredibly unclimactic. I might have just made up a word. Friday night while we were at meeting, there was a lot of noise that we hope was fireworks right down the street, but by the time we got out, it was quiet. We decided to take a taxi all 550m home anyway.
Sunday was the actual election, it was very quiet, which is a good thing. There were a couple of demonstrations in the bigger cities during the week, but nothing here.

In other, totally awesome, amazing, prayer-answering news, we finally sold the car! The paperwork is supposed to be done today and then it will be gone, gone, gone! This is such a relief. We had just been discussing what to do with it Saturday morning, and then Saturday afternoon we got an offer on it.

We have the Circuit Assembly in 5 weeks. It will be exciting to see all the friends again.

Next week we have to go for our visa extension. Hard to believe we have been here three months already. If we don't get the extension we will have to make an emergency trip to...somewhere. So the next post will probably be about that.

Adios!




Thursday, November 21, 2013

Interesting and more interesting....

I really thought that when we came back to Honduras, we wouldn't have much in the way of "new" experiences, since we had been here before and knew what was up. Well, I have been so very wrong.
That may be the only time I will ever admit to that, so you might want to make note of this post, lol.

Of course, with my fabulous memory, I can't remember everything that has happened the last five days that I wanted to share.

We have had a really good time doing the campaign. Many people are interested, and because this is a religious country, many answer that yes, the dead can live again. Many also ask for a tract in Spanish because they want to give it to another person who doesn't read English, and they are disappointed when we don't have one. So we have been making sure to show them the QR code and website, and let them know they can read it in Spanish there. I told one man that he could use it with his copy of the Bible and he kept asking "Really?" "My bible?" "A Catholic Bible?" Yes, this will show you what the Bible actually says.

We enjoy doing business territory here too. People are very friendly, and don't act bothered by us. Often you can have a good conversation with someone, even while they are working!

Of course, not speaking Spanish has caused some problems. One place I went into was a book store of some sort, and when I asked if anyone spoke English, she kept asking me questions I could not understand. Finally one of the brothers came to rescue me, it turns out she thought I was asking for someone to translate the tract and print copies of it! Thank you, but we have a wonderful translation team of our own.

The other exciting news, is we have a new Ministerial Servant! We are all so happy to have this brother appointed.




After the campaign ends, our congregation is going to get to work on those virgin territories. We have a lot to cover, but Jehovah will surely help us find those thirsting for knowledge. To go along with that, I think we might have found a car that will get us to those far to reach territories, now we just have to sell ours!

Well, that's all the interesting congregation news. Feel free to tune out now as I talk about what else we have been up to. But if you do keep reading, I'll reward you with pictures. We're not above bribery.


The latest excitement is the opening of the new shopping plaza. There's only a couple stores, but they are possibly the best stores in the world. One is a department store and the other is a supermarket. This past weekend everyone in a thirty-mile radius and from the islands was at the new mall, taking advantage of all the sales. We didn't quite get crushed to death, but we did come close a few times. It's all worth it though, they have products that we can't get anywhere else, like Pillsbury flaky biscuits. Those are very important to have.

While I'm on the topic of stores, I want to comment on a practice here in Honduras. At the supermarkets, often times there will be a young boy who will bag your groceries, then push your cart to the taxi and load it, and in exchange you give him a couple lempira. It's very nice to have, and it's a good way for them to make money, so everybody's happy. However, these boys are obviously not employees because they are usually around ten and they aren't dressed in a uniform or anything. Now. At this new supermarket today, there were two boys at our check out, and they were bagging the groceries. But this time, they were in uniforms from the store, and the older one was giving the younger instructions on how to bag correctly. So.....are they employees? Are there child labor laws? Do I still tip them? Tipping isn't very common here, except in certain circumstances, so if they are employees, it's probably not expected, but if they aren't employees then we would. My head hurts.

The other excitement is that it is election time in Honduras. In fact, that is the reason for the power outage of my last post. There was some political rally going on, so they cut everyone's power to make sure the rally had it. The election is on Sunday, so all weekend any form of meeting is banned, including religious services. That means on Friday, we are going to meeting an hour earlier than normal so we can do the Watchtower study as well. We can go out in service Saturday, but after that everyone will be staying at home until Tuesday. There isn't really any activity expected, but "the shrewd one sees the danger and conceals himself." (New Bible, yo) So everyone has stocked up on supplies and us foreigners have our "go bags" ready just in case. And, of course, for Zach and I, this also means we went out today and bought several bottles of Coke.

We had a small tragedy the other night. I have been having computer problems and although I have a back up hard drive, the last time I had to factory reset my computer, some files moved from the back up to the computer instead of just copying. What does that mean? Well, when I had to factory reset again, we lost all our documents, videos and photos from the last seven or so years. We maybe maybe maybe have some stored in different areas and jump drives, but the majority of it is gone for good. On the bright side, other than the photos, I can't remember the majority of what we did lose. Unfortunately, we still have our tax documents.

We also had a very unique experience last Friday. This one was so strange, I can't even say it's not something I thought we would ever do, because the thought that this was even a thing that could happen would have never occurred to me. I was getting ready for meeting, and took a shower. The water stopped. And it didn't come back on. Now, I could not just get out of the shower, I was soapy. So I wait...and wait...and it's gonna be time to eat dinner and leave for meeting soon. Usually the water comes back within a few minutes, so we don't have a reserve for that. Because we are used to drinking the water from the tap, we don't even have a spare jug anywhere. Suddenly, Zach knows where we can get water. It's spaghetti night! And dinner's done!
No, I did not smell like spaghetti afterward, but I did get some water in my mouth and it was delicious. Since then, we have used a pot to store water just in case, and we heat it up so we can have a warm shower. It's actually quite nice.

Monday we were bored so we decided in the late afternoon to go to the Cascadas. It's a really pretty river with waterfalls, you pay 10 lempira a person and hike in and spend as long as you want there. That day, Zach and I were the only ones there, so it was very nice. We brought our snorkel equipment and swam around looking at the fish. Well, apparently, the river is also inhabited by little shrimps, and they don't like people. When we first got there, I was sitting on a rock in the water, and felt little animals brushing by my feet and legs. Then I got to learn something about shrimp that I did not know. They have claws. I learned this when I got pinched on the butt. Then they started chasing me. That was awkward. But we did get lots of photos and now you get your reward for reading all of this.

You just skipped down to the pictures, didn't you? That's ok, I would too.








So there might be shrimp in the last few photos, they were moving so it was hard to get a pic.












Friday, November 15, 2013

Lights Out

We're getting new neighbors!

A missionary couple in one of the Spanish congregations is going to be moving in to the apartment below us. Right now, the house is getting remodeled to make it ready for them, so they probably won't move in for a month or two, but it will be fun when they do.

Of course, with the remodeling going on, there's been some fun times. Our power in the apartment has been randomly going off, but only half of the apartment at a time. Like, the fans will stop, but my computer keeps charging. It's really weird. Also, the electricity to the washer got turned off for a couple days. I almost had to try to conquer the pila again. Anyway, the point is, we've been having a few more power outages than normal. Then last night...


That's the view from our patio. 

The power went off as far as the eye could see. Considering it never seems to fully get dark here, it was very weird. At night, we usually can see the lights of the soccer stadium, and even those were off. It seemed like the whole city went dark. And it stayed that way for hours. 

Our neighbors had meeting last night, they were actually leaving about the time power went off. Back in the States, usually that sort of thing gets the meeting cancelled. Not here. I'm not exactly sure how they went about their meeting, but they obviously managed. 

A couple weeks ago, the power went out during the sign language meeting. Thankfully that was during the day, because I really don't know how they would conduct a meeting in the dark.

The lights finally came back on around 3 am, and that was a rude awakening. We'd forgotten to turn off all the switches. Oops. 

In other news, I think the rainy season is finally upon us. Every afternoon we get a nice downpour. The other day we were walking to meeting and the water was above my ankles everywhere, deeper in some spots. That was fun. We have meeting tonight and it's raining right now, we might get walk through the flood again. Well, we might call a taxi. 

It's funny though, we have such extremes in weather. Right now it's extremely rainy, and a couple days ago, it was extremely beautiful while we were out in service. We were working right near the beach, so I got a couple shots.







Well, that's all for now. Gotta start getting ready for meeting. I have a talk tonight and still need to figure out where to get it printed.